ASSHOLE CREW LLC – HARD-NOSED DISCLAIMER

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The characters, stories, artwork, designs, logos, merchandise concepts, and creative works associated with Captain Asshole & the Asshole Crew are original works owned and controlled by Asshole Crew LLC.

Any resemblance to real persons, towboats, companies, river pilots, deckhands, cooks, engineers, or management—living, dead, employed, retired, or currently hiding in the galley—is purely coincidental… or they probably had it coming.

This material is intended for entertainment, satire, and storytelling inspired by life on the river. The opinions, jokes, sarcasm, and general attitude expressed within this brand reflect the rough humor and culture often found around towboats and deck lockers. They are not official statements, training instructions, safety guidance, or professional maritime advice.

If you choose to take anything here as professional guidance, that decision is entirely on you—and Asshole Crew LLC assumes absolutely zero responsibility for the results.

Unauthorized reproduction, copying, distribution, or resale of Asshole Crew LLC artwork, merchandise designs, characters, digital files, or stories without permission is prohibited.

If you found this offensive, upsetting, or too rough around the edges, you may be happier watching something else. Or call your mom to bring you a better attitude 😄

If you didn't like it…

Get to work, asshole.